Catchy Curses

Clean Curses

crotch-grabber
mouth-licker
boot-face
jack-head
donkey-smeller
farting-jezebel
rim-sucker
stink-toed vench
crab-feast
cowboy-underpants
burger-panties
Kelly Clarkson (?)
trash-heart
sweaty pie-hole
meat-crotch

Dirty Curses

cock-ass
bitch-fucker
shitty-dink-fuck
shit-ass
cum-whore
shitting-shit-shitter
fucking-fuck-fucker
jesus ball-juice
burger-pussy
american ass
canadian cock
gaping fuck-hole
horny ass-crack
squirt shaft

Source: The movie 'The 40-year-old Virgin'. For the scene where the virgin is getting his chest mow-waxed for augmenting his sex appeal, he has to give some choice abuses each time the waxing lady pulls off a strip of hair coated hot wax from his chest. And the entire movie production team had come up with the above listed curses of which only the best made it to the movie halls. But all of them are quite interesting. So I listed them here for reference. Some day when I want to really respond back to some bugger, this list is gonna be handy.

P.S.: I thought a lot, before deciding against letting my fear of putting these abuses on my post. I doubt how many readers I am ever gonna get for my blogs. For those choice few who know me well, who read me, it doesn't matter.