Words from the wise

'What works longer than a Duracell? Child-labor. Child-labor works longer than a duracell. How do I know? I learnt it from the Chinese. We need to learn from the Chinese how to respect our women and the children. They built the Great wall of China using their children. Their kids can just go on and on and on. The women strap the kids to their shoulders and they just work on and on. Yes that's true. Child labor works longer than a Duracell.'

'Gay sex is a lie. Sex should result in procreation. Show me one gay guy who's made kids by having sex. No, you can't. So gays don't have sex. They just make out. And there is nothing wrong in that, I say'.

'Marriages were made by women. When women find that they cannot kick the ass of their man anymore, they marry them. Lady, why do you cry when burying your husband? You are the one who murdered him. He was much happy before he met you. It's true, Marriages just take the love out of a relationship.'

'The government is lying when they say that they have Global warming in control. They want to have your ass baked. And then when your ass is baked, you all will be always up and alert at work, and not rest there at your offices like fools. That's the government's way of increasing your productivity.'

Source: A mad & homeless man on the 5th Avenue subway stop. He was mumbling away these quips loudly without caring about being politically correct. Amusing!